Category: Season 1

Episode 22: We Built this City on Rock and Sludge

“Yeah, I’m totally calling Shenanigans on this one,” Whatsisname said. “Good idea, Lieutenant,” Captain Clerk replied. “We may need his help.” Within minutes, Lt. Cmdr....

Episode 21: See Rock, City

“Harold is my father’s name, thank you very much,” Percy Sludge sneered, brandishing a phaser and slowly starting to step back. “And if you don’t...

Episode 20: Saturday Night Lever

Now wait just a minute… Clerk stood there dumbfounded as the rest of the landing party looked for ways inside the Chamber of Commerce building....

Episode 19: Troubadour at Large

Having said all their goodbyes and paid for parking (Deep Dish $9 is one of the few remaining starbases that won’t validate your ticket), Captain...

Episode 18: 28 Stardates Later

Like any good bureaucracy, the Fleet operates through an elaborate latticework made from the strongest material in the known universe: Red Tape. Ergo, when you...