After taking a deep breath and assuring his Security Officer that he would not damage any of the electronics he was standing in front of,...

Captain’s Blog, Stardate: The Middle of the Night, and I’d rather be asleep. The U.S.S. Citation just arrived to jump us off so we can...

“Captain, you get out of that room this instant!” Clerk knew he wasn’t going to win this battle. Janet Rind had 20 years of yeoman...

“Pete and RePete beamed down to a planet. Pete was a redshirt security officer. Who beamed back up?” Commander Klaa’ck sat back in the Big...

Captain’s Blog, Stardate… um… does anybody have a watch? I left mine back on the… oh, never mind. Anyways, we have just rescued Captain Safeway...