Captain’s Blog, Stardate: The Middle of the Night, and I’d rather be asleep. The U.S.S. Citation just arrived to jump us off so we can...

“Captain, you get out of that room this instant!” Clerk knew he wasn’t going to win this battle. Janet Rind had 20 years of yeoman...

“Pete and RePete beamed down to a planet. Pete was a redshirt security officer. Who beamed back up?” Commander Klaa’ck sat back in the Big...

Captain’s Blog, Stardate… um… does anybody have a watch? I left mine back on the… oh, never mind. Anyways, we have just rescued Captain Safeway...

There was no time to waste. Captain Clerk, Lt. Wharf, and a couple of Redshirts beamed over to the garbage scow and quickly made their...