Episode 12: De Pain, Boss! De Pain!
Last thing I need at this point is a meeting… The debriefing meeting began at Half Past Late, and mainly consisted of Captain Clerk, Lt....
Episode 11: Well, Here's Another Nice Mess You've Gotten Me Into
“HELP!!!!” The contents of Deck X continued their involuntary journey toward the hatch. Chair after chair, vase after vase, some couches, a foosball table… “I...
Episode 10: In Space, Nobody Can Smell You Either
Captain’s Blog, Stardate: about 15 minutes ago. We have requested Emergency Exit Clearance from Deep Dish $9 due to the fact that the area below...
Episode 9: Pleasssssure to Meet You, Captain
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no… Clerk frantically pressed the Close Doors button on the...
Episode 8: Dread on Arrival
For once, Captain Clerk wished the elevator would go slowly. Figures it’d be going at top speed now. He arrived on the bridge just in...